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You screw your favourite Fleshlight into the Launch, hold the machine in your lap and turn it on. A machine which mimics the up-and-down stroking motion of masturbation, allowing you (OK: me) to explore a brand new dynamic: that of automated orgasm (or forced orgasm if you want to be a little more BDSM about it). The Fleshlight Launch is an additional tool in your wanking arsenal. Lovely.īut there is SO MUCH MORE TO THIS. Like telling a guy to shut up and watch porn while I go to town on his granite-hard erection. I love Fleshlights (and pretty much ALL dick toys), because even though I don’t have a dick, I can use them for lovely things. When you see it like this it is not surprising that so many people still call it a ‘pocket pussy’

But realistic masturbators are incredibly popular, so clearly there are lots of people who like the visuals as well as the nice sensation. If you’re not keen on the visuals, they also make some less realistic looking toys, like the Flight Pilot (which is my fave of the toys they make, but the one I have isn’t compatible with the Launch, so for the purposes of this experiment I’m using the Stamina Training Unit, which is basically a pink cunt in a golden tube, of the kind I imagine you’d be presented with if you happened to come first in the Wanking Olympics). Personally, I am less keen on super-realistic-looking dick toys – I prefer ones that come in abstract shapes. And when you see how much joy I have squeezed out of their Launch, you’ll hopefully understand why I was happy to comply. They basically consist of a plastic tube with a screw cap, and inside there is a vagina or an arse or a pair of lips ready to give you a simulated suck job – that kind of thing.įun behind-the-scenes fact: ‘ pocket pussy‘ is such a popular search term that the people at Fleshlight asked me to include it with a link for their SEO. Also known as strokers, wank sheaths, dick toys, and – my least favourite term – pocket pussies. Fleshlight, if you haven’t heard of them, are a company that makes a whole range of masturbators. Let me begin by telling you a bit about Fleshlight. So I nagged Fleshlight, got them to send me a Launch, then settled down in my workshop to build a thing. And when I first saw The Big Gay Review’s post about the Fleshlight Launch, I realised that this automated dick-stroking gadget could potentially be adapted to make one of my sexiest dreams come true: the dream I have about orgasm, and watching a guy get milked of all his lovely spunk.

Sometimes a girl just gets an idea that won’t leave her head until she has made it happen. Image by me, please don't tell me that my image quality/photography skills are bad. Sex toy hacks: turning my Fleshlight Launch into a spunk milking machine December 13, 2017

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